Post by Suns on Sept 15, 2007 23:29:58 GMT -5
An anonymous source from inside the ABA office has agreed to an inerview on what he calls top secret information of the ABA.
CNN has sent reporter Jack Myers to the scene.
Myers: So you have very important news regarding the ABA. How do you know this information to be true.
*the light is off over the anonymous source's head*
Source: Yes, I do have important information. I know this because I work very high up at the commishes office.
Myers: I'm sure all our viewers are dying to know what is your info.
Source: Well Jack, I know the identities of the Gms of all the teams in the ABA.
Myers: Oh really can you reveal them.
Source: Gladly. The GM of the San Diego Conquistadors is none other than first overrall pick of the Gm draft Prez. Next the Gm of the Oakland Oaks is kingsgm. For the new Jersey Americans we have...
*all of the sudden a door barges open to be none other than Commisioner Dal the Ting and 2 security guards. They flip on the light switch to see Dal's cousin Richard. They quickly grab ahold of Rich and cover his mouth. From than on all you can here is mumbles coming from Richard.*
Dal: DO NOT AIR THAT!
Myers: I am jack Myers for CNN good night.
CNN has sent reporter Jack Myers to the scene.
Myers: So you have very important news regarding the ABA. How do you know this information to be true.
*the light is off over the anonymous source's head*
Source: Yes, I do have important information. I know this because I work very high up at the commishes office.
Myers: I'm sure all our viewers are dying to know what is your info.
Source: Well Jack, I know the identities of the Gms of all the teams in the ABA.
Myers: Oh really can you reveal them.
Source: Gladly. The GM of the San Diego Conquistadors is none other than first overrall pick of the Gm draft Prez. Next the Gm of the Oakland Oaks is kingsgm. For the new Jersey Americans we have...
*all of the sudden a door barges open to be none other than Commisioner Dal the Ting and 2 security guards. They flip on the light switch to see Dal's cousin Richard. They quickly grab ahold of Rich and cover his mouth. From than on all you can here is mumbles coming from Richard.*
Dal: DO NOT AIR THAT!
Myers: I am jack Myers for CNN good night.
